I've been trying to think of ways to make is possible to have a child without the inconveniences of having a child.

Adoption?  Maybe.  Real late.. like when they're almost about to turn 18.

What I really want is a clone.  Isn't that what parents really want?  Then their little genetic experiments grow up to have their own personalities and ideas of what is cool.  And they're shocked.. they're *shocked* that this.. thing that they cared for for so long and wiped its nose and its ass.. the parents are shocked that this thing enjoys listening to Screamo music cranked up to 11. 

If you don't know what Screamo is then here is something that should scare you: