I've been trying to think of ways to make is possible to have a child without the inconveniences of having a child.

Adoption?  Maybe.  Real late.. like when they're almost about to turn 18.

What I really want is a clone.  Isn't that what parents really want?  Then their little genetic experiments grow up to have their own personalities and ideas of what is cool.  And they're shocked.. they're *shocked* that this.. thing that they cared for for so long and wiped its nose and its ass.. the parents are shocked that this thing enjoys listening to Screamo music cranked up to 11. 

If you don't know what Screamo is then here is something that should scare you:

THIS is my new favorite rapper

I think this kid might have some kind of mental issue, but I don't care, he's my new favorite rapper: 



He was featured on Tosh.0 and I think that interview speaks for itself:



Daniel Tosh really comes across as an asshole. 

Why does your brain only work right when you're trying to sleep??

Last night I went and saw Fright Night at the Enzian Theater in Winter Park.  I went with some friends I randomly met through a Facebook humor group (yes, my humor is so obscure, I have to comb the world over to find friends).  "Ruby" and I were chatting about recognizing actors from old 80's horror movies in weird places and I told her about this old punk song that I finally watched the video for and recognized an 80's horror actress right away, even though it had been years since I'd seen her movies. 

Then Ruby handed me this flyer for some horror movie event and asked me if I was going to go.  I looked at the flyer.  A bunch of celebrity guests were going to be at this horror convention... and there she was!
 

How often does one obscure actor come up in conversation?  Ok granted, we were on the topic of horror films, but wow. 

My friend had no idea what I was talking about when I said there she is, that's the horror movie lady/ punk music video lady.. and because my brain failed me at this point, I couldn't remember the name of the band or the song.  Only when I got home and tried to sleep did it suddenly pop into my mind.  It was Suicidal Tendencies' "Institutionalized":



^^^ Look! That's her right in the preview.